FAQ

Q: This looks different. What happened to the "old" portfolio?
A: I've got lots of new stuff. Also, you might notice that Dreams Over Zero is no longer a sub-site of Grimagix -- it's got its very own web space now. We're still very much affiliated, but both projects are just getting too big to keep sharing a room. They wouldn't stop poking each other.

Q: But where's all the stuff? I was looking for the ____ piece to show my friends!
A: Thank you! That's very flattering. You might still find it in here, if I decided to keep it up. Keep an eye out for updates and additions, too. Lots of the old stuff will probably find its way back in, eventually...but not all of it.

Q: How many big impressive expensive art degrees do you have?
A: None. Not even any cheap ones. I do have an AA in English, if that helps.

Q: --splutter!-- Then how do you expect the art world to take you seriously?!
A: I don't. I'm having fun. Go somewhere else if you don't like it...you're dribbling latte on your tie.

Q: Is your hair --
A: Yes.

Q: Can I buy some of this remarkable artwork and/or hire you for custom work?
A: Why, that would be splendid! Click here for my contact information.